diff --git a/nix/configurations/vanadium/nixos/connectivity.nix b/nix/configurations/vanadium/nixos/connectivity.nix
index ab4aa177..1c20f9ae 100644
--- a/nix/configurations/vanadium/nixos/connectivity.nix
+++ b/nix/configurations/vanadium/nixos/connectivity.nix
@@ -74,6 +74,32 @@
     };
   };
 
+  networking = {
+    hostFiles = [
+      # Prevent building up reliance on chatbots
+      # Gotta preserve that thinking ability of my smoof bwain
+      "${pkgs.ai_blocklist}/share/hosts.txt"
+      "${pkgs.hategroup_blocklist}/share/hosts.txt"
+
+      # TODO: extraHosts option is overwritten by this
+      # We should emit a warning because it trips me up and it shouldn't >:(
+      (pkgs.writeText "etc-extra-hosts" ''
+        #
+        # Generated from nixos configuartion
+        #
+
+        # This is the fascist one, just block it because I can't tell
+        nixos.wiki
+
+        # Gotta purify my smoos brain for a while
+        0.0.0.0 instagram.com
+        0.0.0.0 www.instagram.com
+        0.0.0.0 youtube.com
+        0.0.0.0 www.youtube.com
+      '')
+    ];
+  };
+
   services.mullvad-vpn.enable = true;
 
   hardware.bluetooth.enable = true;