diff --git a/nix/configurations/vanadium/nixos/connectivity.nix b/nix/configurations/vanadium/nixos/connectivity.nix
index 95a7453c..2d67634d 100644
--- a/nix/configurations/vanadium/nixos/connectivity.nix
+++ b/nix/configurations/vanadium/nixos/connectivity.nix
@@ -165,6 +165,31 @@
       lb_strategy = "p2";
       lb_estimator = true;
 
+      # Prevent building up reliance on chatbots
+      # Gotta preserve that thinking ability of my smoof bwain
+      blocked_names = {
+        blocked_names_file = let
+          ai-blocklist =
+            pkgs.fetchFromGitHub {
+              owner = "laylavish";
+              repo = "uBlockOrigin-HUGE-AI-Blocklist";
+              rev = "f63645250fbd982b8a6ebc9b384e7dbbc37d174c";
+              hash = "sha256-nuZnU+CJYdN8dR7yC8Zq13C8MgBYwZZdyQEFeSMUQkA=";
+            }
+            + "/noai_hosts.txt";
+
+          # Blocklists are made of one pattern per line.
+          # https://github.com/DNSCrypt/dnscrypt-proxy/blob/fa59f990431a49b6485f63f96601bc7e64017bf8/dnscrypt-proxy/example-dnscrypt-proxy.toml#L583C4-L583C75
+          blocked_names = lib.pipe (builtins.readFile ai-blocklist) [
+            (lib.replaceStrings ["\r\n"] ["\n"]) # convert to unix ending just in case
+            (lib.splitString "\n")
+            (builtins.filter (x: ! (x == "" || lib.hasPrefix "#" x)))
+            (builtins.map (x: builtins.elemAt (lib.splitString " " x) 1)) # remove 0.0.0.0
+          ];
+        in
+          pkgs.writeText "no-ai-blocklist" (builtins.concatStringsSep "\n" blocked_names);
+      };
+
       # Add this to test if dnscrypt-proxy is actually used to resolve DNS requests
       # query_log.file = "/var/log/dnscrypt-proxy/query.log";
       sources.public-resolvers = {